Frank Kaufmann
February 19, 2025
In a shocking turn of events Democrats have pulled off the ultimate long con.
While Republicans have been busy flooding the media with proof and accusation of mischievous Democrats infiltrating Republican primaries, they failed to notice the Trojan Horse that had already made its way deep into the heart of their party. As it turns out, the whole (scary) strike-force tearing up these first 100 days are one and all, former card-carrying Democrats!
We start at the top. The President himself! Savior not only of the Republican Party and America, but the world. Yes, President Trump was a registered Democrat. Until 2009, a Democrat through and through. In a 2004 interview, President Trump observed, “It just seems that the economy does better under the Democrats than the Republicans.” How shrewd, just very few years later, to infiltrate and reshape the GOP from within.
But the plot only thickens. Trump’s appointed and confirmed inner circle as well as supporters of mammoth influence are Democrats all. Elon Musk, the eccentric billionaire, who is on course to recover our entire national debt by next Friday, a life-long Democrat and Democrat donor extraordinaire. And the list of infiltrators goes on. Pam Bondi, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Tulsi Gabbard, Joe Rogan, and Tucker Carlson – all former Democrats who together joined forces with the most formidable former Democrat of all, the bullet-proof 47th President of the United States. Is it possible that these fiercest and most powerful individuals in American political history secretly convened and hatched this diabolical scheme? “You know what would be hilarious?” They plotted, “Let’s all become Republicans and take over America.”
No one saw it coming.
The Long Con
As the years went by, these political chameleons perfected their act. Trump mastered the art of the tweet, turning caps lock into a form of political discourse. Musk became the world’s richest man in history and decided to use his wealth to revive the First Amendment. Joe Rogan tried honesty and curiosity as his fiendish con. And Tucker Carlson? Well, he just kept listening with that face, and an intensity never-before seen in the media.
The Grand Reveal
And now we are here. Trump back in the White House and Musk whispering in his ear about colonizing Mars (Why? Because why stop at just running one planet?). We can only wonder: Are we witnessing the greatest political stunt in history? Is this whole 4D chess thing limited not to just one man?
While the Uniparty was busy bankrupting America. And while Democrats implemented masterful distractions like flying in and registering 31 million illegal voters into red states. And while Republicans were pretending to build walls and drain swamps, the real takeover was happening right under our noses. Democrats took over the Republican Party! Musk, Bondi, Kennedy, and Gabbard, and with that took over America.
Don’t forget the biggest Houdini of all. Vice President J.D. Vance, the once “Never Trumper,” now stands proudly by Trump’s side. These are transformations so bold it boggles the mind.
Looking Ahead
Once again, Democrats have pulled off the greatest political heist in American history. They didn’t need to infiltrate the Republican primaries after all. They didn’t need Zuck-bucks, plagues, and mail-trucks full of mysterious ballots. This time they ran fair and square (as Republicans admittedly). They cleverly took over our country by such subterfuge as not getting shot and killed, by creating a solitary non-censored information platform, and most diabolical of all getting real votes by real human beings in an election that in the end was too big to rig.
We can’t help but wonder what’s next? Will we discover that the entire Republican Party has been a giant performance art piece all along?
And to the real Republicans out there, a word of advice, maybe you should start checking party registration cards at the door. You never know who’s going to show up in a red hat these days.
Frank Kaufmann
February 19, 2025
Frank Kaufmann is the founder of the American renewal effort, The Settlement Project, and author of the widely selling, Woke Ideology Critique and Counter Proposal